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INTRODUCTION:
Good morning/afternoon/evening depending on your
timezone
and whether you open this as soon as it's sent :-)
In my
case Good 2am (when I tend to read jokes).
I've not got a lot to write today. The highlight
of my day
will be fixing Lizzie's "broken" hoover. By broken
I'm
guessing the belt's gone and I just have to get
into it and
replace it. Believe it or not that's actually
quite
practical by my standards as I'm not really that
practical
a person. The only reason I can use a screwdriver
is because
you need to to get into a computer... but then
getting into
a hoover is no more difficult than that.
I hope these jokes, cartoons and the game manage
to cheer
your Monday up a little.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
McDonald's launched its new adult Happy Meal that
features
a large salad, a bottle of water and a booklet of
health
tips. As a result, the company will change its
slogan from
'I'm Lovin' It,' to "I'll Be At Burger King.
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His & Her Garages...
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Men At Work...
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Glove Talk...
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FUN PAGE
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can figure
out the appeal. It seems like a sort of 'bowls'
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NEW CHOCOLATE BAR
Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their
very first
train ride, with Billy's mother.
A vendor came down the corridor selling a candy
bar that
neither had ever seen before. Billy's mom bought
each one
of them a bar.
Little Johnny eagerly tore open the wrapper and
bit a bit
off into his mouth just as the train went into a
tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked
across
at Billy and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were
you."
"Why not?" asked Billy.
Little Johnny replied, "I took one bite and went
blind for
half a minute."
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TOYS FOR A PARROT
A lady who was very lonesome bought a parrot from
a pet
store, complete with cage. Before purchasing it
she got a
guarantee that the parrot would talk.
She took the parrot home. In a week and a half she
returned
to the store very disappointed.
"The parrot doesn't talk."
"Did you buy a mirror?"
"Noooo."
"Well, every parrot needs a mirror."
So she bought a mirror and installed it in the
parrot's
cage. Another week and a half went by and she
returned.
"The parrot still doesn't talk."
"Did you buy a ladder?"
"Noooo."
"Every parrot needs a ladder."
So she bought a ladder and installed it in the
cage.
Another week and a half passed and she returned.
"The parrot still doesn't talk."
"Did you buy a swing?"
"Nooo."
"Every parrot needs a swing."
So she bought a swing and installed it in the
cage. A week
and a half later she returned. She was furious!
The store owner asked, "Did the parrot talk?"
"No!.....he died!"
"Oh, that's terrible. Did he say anything before
he died?"
"Yes."
"What? What did he say?"
"He gasped...'Don't they have any food down at
that store?'"
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