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INTRODUCTION:
We had a guest round yesterday whos only topic of
conversation was Wrestling. He brought his old
videos round
and wanted me to watch them, after being bored by
The Big
Bossman and Andre The Giant for a while I let him
have a
go on WWE Smackdown 5 which he really enjoyed, he
was
content to play it for hours letting me get on
with some
work.
I'll probably be bored a lot for the next
fortnight as
Euro 2004 (Football/Soccer) is replacing many of
my
favourite TV programs on TV... I will be at a
loss...
nothing to do. I may even leave the house if I get
bored
enough, it was annoying enough just walking Allan
to the
bus stop yesterday... although it was more
annoying when
the driver let him off at the wrong stop and we
had to walk
the extra distance to go and collect him.
Lazily,
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Jill received a bill from the hospital for her
recent
surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for
the
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an
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"Is this some kind of mistake?" Jill asked when
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"No, not at all," the doctor said calmly.
"Well," said Jill, "that's awfully costly for
knocking
someone out."
"Not at all," replied the doctor. "I knock you out
for free.
The 900 dollars is for bringing you back around."
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A farmer finally decided to buy a TV. The store
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The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV
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JUST A MATTRESS
My husband-to-be helped his aunt take the
furniture of her
boyfriend's home to a charity after the gentleman
had passed
away. She asked him if we still needed anything
for our new
life, and he told her that we had everything but a
bedroom
set. She graciously gave him the master bedroom
set from
the home.
The problem was that the poor man had died on the
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and it was she that had slept on the poor man's
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