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INTRODUCTION:
Back to the big companies not having a policy on
dying
customers. Scott wrote in with this little number:
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Back to your topic of people getting bills after
their
death, the following is on CNN's web site today...
After Julie McMurry's husband died last summer,
Verizon
Wireless told the Enumclaw, Washington, woman that
she
would have to pay an early termination fee on his
cell
phone contract. "I said, 'This isn't an arbitrary
thing,
I'd be glad to fax you a copy of the death
certificate.
The man's dead."'
The Verizon rep said McMurry could either pay the
fee or
give the phone to another family member.
She called Carl Hilliard, president of the
Wireless
Consumers Alliance. "I just happened to be in a
meeting
with Verizon Wireless's attorney and mentioned it
to
him," Hilliard said. "It was reversed."
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Keep sending me all your jokes, cartoons, links
and
files... BUT if you are going to be sending me an
email with anything attached give me some kind of
warning in the subject line because due to the
HUNDREDS
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Take care and have a great day in preperation for
the
weekend.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
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workers in
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this beer
and let their dreams come true than be selfish and
worry
about my liver."
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When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run.
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He watched silently for a short time and then went
into the
house. He was gone only a few moments, when he
came out again
he handed me a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you
might as
well sweep the sidewalk too."
The doctors say he will probably live, but I can
guarantee
you, it will be quite a while before those casts
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STANDING STILL
A drunk gets on a transit bus. The driver,
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the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives
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A few stops later the drunk exits the bus from the
front.
"Hey", shouts the bus driver... "You didn't pay
your fare
yet!"
The drunk, reeling, shouts back "Why shouldI?!.....
I walked
all the way!"
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