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INTRODUCTION:
Online shopping is a really great thing. I got a
very large
shop delivered today, or should I say a very large
quantity
of shopping... having a large shop delivered to my
home
would probably not be very practical.
You kind of feel sorry for the delivery guys as
they bring
in crate after crate of groceries into your house.
The
total count for juice (coke, lemonade etc)) was 76
litres.
The way I see it if they put them on 'Buy 1 Get 1
Free' then
they're asking for trouble from people like me.
Once the delivery guys go the first task is always
to seek
out the stuff for for the freezer and pray that
you'll be
able to fit it all in after going wild on even
more stuff
on 'Buy 1 Get 1 Free' or '3 for the price of 2' or
some
other kind of 'multisave'. My favourite offer is
when I see
'Try this product free', you can add it to your
basket and
it costs you absolutely nothing... I always add
them even
if I don't like what it is... I'll always find a
friend
who does. The only problem with these offers is
that you
can only add one... not that I'm greedy or
anything.
Going back to the poor delivery guys, it could be
worse, I
could live at the top of a block of
flats/apartments... so
at least they didn't have any stairs to climb.
It's not a
task I envy.
I'm going off to look over my receipt to see just
how much
money I saved. I like seeing the difference
between what
I would have spent had everything been full price
and what
my actual bill came to.
Ahhhh, I'm glad that's my shopping done for
another months
aside from things like bread that I will no doubt
need from
time to time. I don't need to worry about milk as
I don't
like the taste and I'm also lactose intolerant...
cheese
spread and cheese slices don't make me ill... but
milk
does. Makes you wonder who discovered that you
could get
milk from cows, and you could drink it. More
worryingly is
wondering what they thought they were doing when
they
found out.
Frugally yours,
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
At the Waffle house, a regular customer was served
his
breakfast, but it arrived with only three sausages
instead
of the usual four. The waitress explained that the
cook had
dropped one on the floor and was making another.
Soon the cook dashed out of the kitchen with the
freshly
cooked sausage on a small plate and said, "Here
you are."
And the customer said, "Look. It's the missing
link!"
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LATE FOR A TRAIN
Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in
a train
station when they heard a whistle. The three of
them rushed
out of the bar onto theplatform only to discover
that they
had missed the train.
"The next train is in one hour," said the
stationmaster.
The three went back into the bar. The parents had
another
drink. Blake had a Pepsi. Again they heard a
whistle,
rushed out and discovered the train pulling away.
"Next one is sixty minutes from now!" said the
stationmaster.
An hour later, Blake, with his Mom and Dad, raced
out onto
the platform, and his parents leaped onto the
train as it
pulled away. The boy was left standing on the
platform and
began to laugh uproariously.
"Your parents just left you," said the
stationmaster. "Why
are you laughing?"
"They came to see me off!" replied Blake.
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BACKPACK
A farmer in a beat up old truck was driving to
town when he
spotted a hiker carrying a heavy backpack and a
big
suitcase. Being a caring man, the farmer pulled
over and
asked the young man if he wanted a ride.
Even though the truck looked like it was about to
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apart, the young man put his suitcase in the back
and
climbed aboard. But the farmer was confused when
he noticed
the man still wearing the backpack.
"Why don't you take a load off, and put that pack
in the
back with your suitcase?" asked the farmer.
The hiker responded, "That's very kind of you sir,
but I
wasn't sure if the truck could carry the extra
weight. So I
thought I'd carry it myself."
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