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QUICK JOKE
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BASEBALL IN HEAVEN
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"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.
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"Well, the good news is that yes, there is
baseball in
heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be
the bad
news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
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ENTHUSIASM
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"Who would like to do the first problem,
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No one raised their hand. She called on Tommy, and
with some help he finally got it right.
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"Who would like to do the third problem,
division?"
Now a low collective groan could be heard as
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Suzy, who got it right
"Who would like to do the last problem,
multiplication?"
Johnny's hand shot up, surprising everyone in the
room.
Mrs. Johnson finally gained her composure in the
stunned
silence.
"Why the enthusiasm, Johnny?"
"The Bible says to go forth and multiply!"
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