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INTRODUCTION:
Have you ever noticed that time flies much quicker
late at
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away to
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I don't need an alarm to get me up in the
morning... I need
one to tell me to go to bed.
Come to think of it, they end up being set around
about the
same time in the morning.
Tiredly,
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Now that they are retired, my mother and father
are
discussing all aspects of their future. "What will
you do if
I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.
After some thought, she said that she'd probably
look for a
house sharing situation with three other single or
widowed
women who might be a little younger than herself,
since she
is so active for her age.
Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."
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COLLAPSING CUPBOARD
This woman decides to buy a new cupboard that you
have to
assemble yourself. Back home she reads the
instructions
carefully and assembles the cupboard in the
bedroom. It
looks really neat. Then, a train passes and the
whole
cupboard collapses.
Thinking that she must have done something wrong
she
rereads the instructions and reassembles the
cupboard.
Then, a train passes and the cupboard collapses
again.
Now, fed up she calls customer service. She is
told that
this is quite impossible and that they'll send
along a
technician to have a look.
The technician arrives and assembles the cupboard.
Then,
a train passes and the cupboard collapses.
Completely
baffled by this unexpected event, the technician
decides to
reassemble the cupboard and get inside it to see
whether he
can find out what causes the cupboard to collapse.
At this point, the woman's husband comes home,
sees the
cupboard and says: "That's a nice looking
cupboard", and
opens it.
The technician says "You may find this hard to
believe, but
I'm just standing here waiting for the next
train."
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D-DAY
The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by
plane.
At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the
customs
officer asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted
that he
had been to France previously.
"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport
ready for
inspection."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I
didn't have
to show it."
"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show
your
passports on arrival in France!"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard
look.
Then he quietly explained.
"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day
in '44,
I couldn't find any of you Frenchmen to show it to
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