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INTRODUCTION:
No matter how talented we are (or thing we are) at
something
we always get a reminder that we're not perfect.
Yesterday
Lorraine pointed out to me that lots of the links
to the
archives for LABLaughs weren't working (you find
them on the
subscription table on the website). The problem
was small
and easily fixed but it was big in the respect
that it meant
the whole thing wasn't working... it always helps
to have
someone checking your work for you. No matter how
much
you proof read something you can still miss some
blindingly
obvious mistakes that others (even those less able
than
yourself... such as teachers) will spot instantly.
That means that all the archives for LABLaughs
since it was
first made to November last year are currently on
the site.
Hopefully they'll be fully up-to-date soon but
they are
certainly all worth reading through. There are
Jokes,
Cartoons, Freebies, Links, Riddles, Trivia,
Inspiration and
files... four years of that is a lot of reading.
Thanks go to Lorraine... you're a star.
Thanksfully,
Phil
PS... anyone remember Lorraine, she edited
LABLaughs lists
about 100 years ago (or it seems like that)?
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QUICK JOKE
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March
1992
because we received notice that you passed away.
May God
bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in
your
circumstances." --Department of Social Services,
Greenville,
South Carolina
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Worst Job In The World...
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Lost Puppy...
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FUN PAGE
George Bush Aerobics...
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COLLEGE APPLICATIONS
Readers of the Washington POST were asked to
compose a very
unwise line for a college application:
"When I told my friends I was applying to LeHigh,
they were
like, no way, and I was like, yes way. And they
were like,
way cool."
"Four years of fees at your institution come to
about
$78,000. Just bill my father and mail me half the
money.
He'll never find out."
"First off, coach said there wasn't going to be no
writing."
"To demonstrate my love for your school, I have
spray-painted your logo on my town's water tower."
"College is probably the last place they'll look
for me."
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STRATEGY
As an assistant professor, I taught during the day
and did
research at night. I would usually take a break
around eight,
however, to play the strategy game Warcraft online
with a
teammate.
One night I was paired with a veteran of the game
who was a
master strategist. With him at the helm, our
troops crushed
one opponent after another, and after six games we
were
undefeated. Suddenly, my fearless leader informed
me his mom
wanted him to go to bed.
"How old are you?" I typed.
"Twelve," he replied. "How old are you?"
Feeling my face redden, I answered, "Ten."
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