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How you can keep from being taken on a used car ?
By learning how to properly inspect a used
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Inspect Before You Buy
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INTRODUCTION:
I stayed up until 4am last night, which isn't bad
in itself
but the problem is getting up in the morning.
Because of
being ill I need a lot of sleep but the longer I
sleep into
a day the more likely I am to stay up late the
next night
which just involves getting into a vicious circle
where
night and day get mixed up. Lizzie wasn't allowing
this so
started phoning me every 30 mins at 11am and then
every 5
mins at 2pm... at 2.25 she threatened to come over
and drag
me out of bed so I got up... anything for a
peaceful life.
Sleepily,
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
Q: What's the definition of irreconcilable
differences?
A: When she's melting down her wedding ring to
cast it
into a bullet.
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CARTOON TIME:
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French Food...
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You Are Here...
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FUN PAGE
Another fun game today, get bunches of balls all
the same
color... a game of skill
Bunch...
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Lawnmower won't run? Edger feeling edgy?
Two Great Small Engine eBooks
Tech Tips:
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JUMPING
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a
burning
building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on
the street
below, holding a blanket for them to jump in.
The firemen yell to the Brunette,
"Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"
The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the
blanket
away... the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like
a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to
the
Redhead.
"Oh.....no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!"
says the
Redhead.
"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with
Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH!
The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is
flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof.
Again,
the firemen yell,
"Jump! You have to jump!"
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says
the
Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the
blanket
away!"
"Not until you put the blanket down and back
away!" yelled
the Blonde.
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If you want to learn how to make your own
remedies, and
skin care products... or if you like to know how
to treat
most common diseases, without using harsh drugs,
then you
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SIX FOOT DISTURBANCE
A newly deputized police officer responded to a
report of a
bar room disturbance.
The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six
feet tall
and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more he
boasted that
he could whip the deputy and the "Heavy Weight
Boxing
Champion of the World."
Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an
escape
artist too; probably better than Houdini."
The giant nodded.
"If I had some chains," the deputy continued, "you
could
show us all how strong you really are. But all
I've got is
a set of lousy handcuffs. Why don't you show us
just how
quickly you can break out of them?"
Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and
jerked for
four minutes.
"I can't get out of these," the giant growled.
"Are you sure?" the deputy gingerly asked.
The fellow tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I
can't do it."
"In that case," said the deputy, "you're under
arrest."
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43-Year Arthritis Sufferer Shocks Her Doctors
By Curing Her Arthritis...
Naturally Without Expensive Medication Or Surgery!
"I Cured My Arthritis You Can Too"
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