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INTRODUCTION:
Hi folks,
Here is a response I received to one of the jokes
I sent out
about credit cards:
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Hi Phil,
I sent your "Cancel credit cards before.." to a
few friends
of mine, I thought you might enjoy one of their
responses:
That is priceless!!! It reminds me of my
experiences after
Fred died, especially when the bank insisted that
Fred come
in to sign a paper permitting my access to our
joint safe
deposit box. I took in the urn with his ashes and
they
still didn't get it.
Robert
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Thanks for that Robert
Truth is stranger than fiction... well, more funny
at least.
Have a great day and keep all those contributions
coming!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
At five-ten and 114 pounds, our son Dan is the
skinniest
player on his high school team. During one of the
games,
I remarked to a cousin, "I wonder why they gave
him the
uniform with the number one on it."
"It's probably the only one that fit," she replied
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CAMELS
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day
when the baby
camel asked,
"Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?"
The mother replied, "Well son, when we trek across
the
desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the
soft sand."
Two minutes later the young camel asked, "Mom, why
do we have
these long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of our eyes
on the trips
through the desert," the mother said.
"Mom, why have we got these great big humps on our
back?"
"They are there to help us store water for our
long treks
across the desert, so we can go without drinking
for long
periods of time."
"So we have huge feet to stop us from sinking,
long
eyelashes to keep the sand out of our eyes, and
these humps
to store water."
"Yes dear," said the mother.
"So why are we in the Toronto Zoo?"
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DIET ADVISE
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's
the final
word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to
know the
truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart
attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart
attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Canadians, British or
Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red
wine and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians,
British or
Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
sausages
and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Canadians,
British or Americans.
6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of
perogies,
cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the
Canadians, British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Apparently what kills you is speaking English.
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