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INTRODUCTION:
Hello people. I've been thinking recently about
making a
page with links to some subscribers pages so that
you can
all visit each others pages. So, if you've got a
site then
send me a link and a short description and if I
think it's
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here once
it's ready.
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one
Sunday
morning that was about half the usual length of
his sermons.
He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog,
who is
very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my
sermon
which I was unable to deliver this morning."
After the service, a visitor from another church
shook
hands with the preacher as he was leaving, and
said,
"Sir, if that dog of yours has any pups, I sure
would
like to get one to give to my minister!"
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FUN PAGE
Be a small fish in a small pond, beware of those
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CLOCKS
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in
front of St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks
behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
your clock
will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The
hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two
lies in his entire
life."
"Where's Tony Blair's clock?" asked the man.
"Tony Blair's clock is in Jesus' office. He's
using it as a
ceiling fan," St. Peter replied.
"Oh", replied the man, "and where is George Bush's
clock?".
"That", said St. Peter, "is being used as a
turbine to power
this whole place".
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FINDING JESUS
A drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on
Sunday
afternoon down by the river.
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand
next to the
Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old
drunk and
says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yess, Preacher..I
sure am."
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water
and pulls
him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the
preacher asked.
"Nooo, I haven't!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit
longer,
brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you
found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I have not Reverend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at
least 30
seconds this time, brings him out of the water and
says in
a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus
yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the
preacher...
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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The mind/body connection is undeniable. The mind
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