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TV WALL enables you to convert any regular TV into
a high
quality big screen projector, a rear projection
unit or
your wide-screen theater -- without spending
thousands of
dollars.
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The TV WALL System isn't the same old re-hashed
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INTRODUCTION:
Well done goes to subscriber Dana McPeek who
finished 3rd in
the 34th Ball Bearing Breaker Rally in his 1973
Jensen
Healey!
Dana was kind enough to send me a picture of him
sitting at
the wheel of his car so I've made a little page
for him as a
momento which can be found at the following
address:
http://www.ezines4all.com/subs/danarally.htm
Congratulations from all your fellow subscribers
Dana!
We are going to be having some great fun pages
coming up in
the next few weeks so keep clicking on them as
well as the
toons and have fun!
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
How many actors does it take to change a light
bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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CARTOON TIME:
Edward Scissorhands Teaches Typing...
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200402/034.htm
Iraq Information Officer...
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Email In The Stoneage...
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FUN PAGE
3 Foot Ninja...
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If you are serious in becoming an expert in
serving
non-alcoholic drinks, a true NA Bartender, check
out the
NA Bartender's Guide. It is filled with tips for
serving
non-alcoholic drinks, unique mixers, and 50+ drink
recipes
(all alcohol-free) that will keep your NA patrons
coming
back for another round.
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STUFF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM TECH SUPPORT
"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
"...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium
crystals,
Cap'n."
"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60
Minutes.
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter
knife, a
roll of duct tape and a car battery."
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg
Effect."
"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of
Dianetics."
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Coin Collecting has often been called the Hobby of
Kings.
The attention that coin collecting gets in the
national
media almost exclusively focuses on the
multi-million
dollar, glamorous U.S. coins such as the 1804
Dollar, the
1913 Liberty Nickel and the recent 1933 Saint.
This
leaves the incorrect impression that coins are a
rich
man's hobby. Nothing could be further from the
truth. We
can show you many of the secrets of coin
collecting.
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GAS CAPS
Bambi, the pert young blonde, filled her gas tank
at a self
service station. After she had paid and driven
away, she
realized she'd left the gas cap on top of her car.
"Ooopsie" she said as she stopped and looked. Sure
enough,
it was lost.
Mustering all her mental abilities she thought for
a few
minutes.
"Surely I'm not the only young, beautiful, blonde
woman to
have done this." She muttered to herself. "Others
must
have done the same thing. Maybe if I drive back
the way I
came, I'll find a gas cap that will fit, or maybe
even the
one I lost."
Bambi drove back down the street and sure enough,
she found
a gas cap laying by the side of the road. She
tried it on,
and it went into place with a satisfying "click".
"WOW, this is SO COOL", Bambi said to no one in
particular.
"I lost my gas cap, but found one that fits. It's
even
better than my old one because this one
automatically LOCKS!"
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Alcoholism & Drug Addiction Alternatives
Drug abuse and alcohol addiction is not a disease,
but a
choice. You do not have to be a passive bystander
to an
imaginary disease of drug abuse or alcohol
addiction; give
up your will; be labeled as an alcoholic or "in
recovery";
or attend meetings and substance abuse treatment
for the
rest of your life! (Unless you want to)
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