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INTRODUCTION:
I'm a little early today, but hopefully you'll all
be making
the most of the lovely weather (well, it's lovely
here
anyway) and getting the barbecue heated up.
You know, this list isn't just about me me me,
it's for you
guys and I'm just here to put it all together.
I've only
got 23 years of life to talk about, and at least 5
years of
that I have very little memory of. Some of you
have written
to tell me a bit about yourselves but most
probably think
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and so are
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QUICK JOKE
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a
heathery
hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a
while,
when the lass said, "A penny for your thoughts."
The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said,
"Well, I was
thinkin' how nice it would be if ye'd give me a
wee bit of a
kiss."
So she did so. But he again lapsed into a pensive
mood
which lasted long enough for the lass to ask him,
"What are
ye thinkin' now?"
To which the lad grumbled, "Well, I was hopin' ye
hadn't
forgot the penny!"
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EVER RIDDEN A HONDA MOTORCYCLE?
A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway.
While
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"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No I haven't"
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car.
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"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
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Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it
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He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops
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"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years."
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According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the
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The bands
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Until the agency received the following letter
from an
Arkansas camper:
"Dear Sirs:
While camping last week I shot one of your birds.
I think it
was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on
the leg
tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."
The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife
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