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INTRODUCTION:
Not a lot of people know that JokesUncut and
DafterLafter
aren't the only lists I've ever had.
I started off in 1999 with Hilarity and
HilarityJnr, they
were great. I was inspired to start after reading
a list
called Buffalos Jokes written by a guy called Bill
Brabant.
That list was and still is a great laugh. What
made the
list great wasn't the great jokes and cartoon
links but the
personal intros which he uses every day to share a
little
bit of himself. I'm glad to have been subscribed
for the
last five years and am looking forward to the
stories he has
to tell in the next five years about his days
working with
machinery, driving along roads and days being in
the navy.
Buffalo's a great guy, visit his site where you
can sign up
for his lists at
http://www.buffalosjokes.com
Phil
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QUICK JOKE
The day I started my construction job, I was in
the
office filling out an employee form when I came to
the section that asked: Single____, Married____,
Divorced____. I marked single.
Glancing at the man next to me, who was also
filling
out his form, I noticed he hadn't marked any of
the
blanks. Instead he had written, 'Yes, in that
order.
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CARTOON TIME:
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Flash Photography...
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MOTHERS DICTIONARY
AMNESIA:
Condition that enables a woman who has gone
through labor
to make love again.
DUMBWAITER:
One who asks if the kids would care to order
dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING:
The art of spacing your children the proper
distance apart
to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
FEEDBACK:
The inevitable result when your baby doesn't
appreciate
the strained carrots.
FULL NAME:
What you call your child when you're mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS:
The people who think your children are wonderful
even
though they're sure you're not raising them right.
HEARSAY:
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
IMPREGNABLE:
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT:
How we want our children to be as long as they do
everything we say.
POW:
The first word spoken by children with older
siblings.
PUDDLE:
A small body of water that draws other small
bodies
wearing dry clothes into it.
SHOW OFF:
A child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE:
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by
boiling it
and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK:
Where you should never put a child wearing
Superman
pajamas.
TWO MINUTE WARNING:
When the baby's face turns red and she begins to
make
those familiar grunting noises.
VERBAL:
Able to whine in words.
WHODUNIT:
None of the kids that live in your house..
WEEKEND:
When Dad gets to play golf while Mom catches up on
the
laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.
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TEN THINGS A MOTHER DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR
1. I swallowed a goldfish.
2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.
3. Does grape juice leave a stain?
4. The principal called...
5. But DAD says that word all the time.
6. What's it cost to fix a window?
7. Has anyone seen my earthworms?
8. I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?
9. The dog doesn't like dressing up in your
clothes.
10. I'm moving out.
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Turn OFF the TV and Turn ON the Fun!
52 Stimulating Toddler Activities to Entertain and
Educate
Your Toddler. Don't let your television raise your
children!
Stimulate your toddler's mind with these great
toddler
activities.
Make playtime fun for your toddler and you! These
preplanned toddler activities make playtime a
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