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INTRODUCTION:
It's quite late tonight and I was nearly not going
to send
this, but I figured some might miss it if I don't.
Rather
than making it any later my writing more and more
here
(I'm great at waffling and never seem to shut up)
I'll just
email it now.
I hope the jokes, toons and game are to your
liking!
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QUICK JOKE
True bravery is arriving home late after a guy's
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WOODEN SPOONS
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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup
2. Proper beer
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of
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4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major
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events
5. Union jack underpants
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are
still a
world power.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or
not
9. Ditto changing underwear
10. Beats being Welsh.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH
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2. Yur nay English!
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