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INTRODUCTION:
Lizzie and I went away this weekend to the
Scottish borders,
we stayed with a friend I'd met onine who'd been
at us to
come and visit. She was friendly at first but
spent most of
the time on her PC ignoring us completely... just
shows how
some people really are addicted to the internet.
Also,
sometimes it's best not to meet people because
you'll only
be disappointed.
On the bus back this guy got a boiled sweet
(candy) out and
fed it to Lizzies dog Maggie. I told him it was a
Guide Dog
and you're not supposed to feed them and he glared
at me and
told me to shut up. I tried to explain further the
reasons
but he grunted that he'd seen thousands of dogs
and it was
nothing to do to me and that Lizzie shouldn't have
a dog
anyway.... that made no sense whatsoever. I have
no idea
what goes through the minds of drunk down-and-outs
but that's
clearly what he was. When he got off the bus he
left lots of
sweet wrappers on the floor which the dog could
have easily
sniffed had it not been for a girl of about ten
who picked
them all up and put them in the bin.
That gives me some faith that maybe the world
won't be such
a bad place when the next generation grow up if a
young girl
knows how to behave better than a grown man.
Take care and remembers it feels better to make
someone happy
than it does to make them sad.
Phil (mailto:mrx@ezines4all.com)
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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of
his van
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