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INTRODUCTION:
OK, so I'm so dumb I didn't do the toons properly
last time.
Don't forget you can still see the archives and
everything
else on the website at http://www.ezines4all.com
I'll tell you about my Easter in the next issue.
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QUICK JOKE
Two French men meet in South Florida.
One starts to greet the other in French, the
language
of their native country.
The other French man waves him away contemptuously
and
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CARTOON TIME:
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FUN PAGE
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THE MEMORY MAN
A bloke was touring the USA on holiday and stopped
in a
remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting
to the
bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in
the corner.
He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled
face.
'Who's he?' said the bloke.
'That's the Memory Man.' Said the bartender. 'He
knows
everything. He can remember any fact. Go and try
him out.'
So the bloke goes over thinking 'He won't know
about English
football.' 'Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?'he
asks.
'Liverpool' replies the Memory Man.'
Who did they beat?'
'Leeds' was the reply.'
And the score?' '2-1'
Who scored the winning goal?'
'Ian St. John' was the old man's reply.
The bloke was knocked out by this and told
everyone back
home about the Memory Man when he got back.
A few years later he went back to the USA and
tried to find
the impressive Memory Man. Eventually he found the
bar and
sitting in the same seat was the old Indian only
this time
he was older and more wrinkled.
Because he was so impressed the bloke decided to
greet The
Indian in his native tongue. He approached him
with the Red
Indian greeting 'How'
The Memory man replied: 'Diving header in the six
yard box'
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DENTISTRY
A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much
it is for
an extraction.
"£85 for an extraction sir" was the dentists
reply.
"Och huv ye no got anything cheaper", replies the
Scotsman
getting agitated.
"But that's the normal charge for an extraction
sir", said
the dentist.
"What about if you didn't use any anaesthetic?",
asked the
Scotsman hopefully,
"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what
you want,
I suppose I can do it for £70", said the dentist.
"Hmmmm, what about if you used one of your dentist
trainees
and still without anaesthetic", said the Scotsman,
"Well it's possible but they are only training and
I can't
guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll
be a lot
more painful, but I suppose in that case we can
bring the
price down to say £40", said the dentist,
"Och that's still a bit much, how about if you
make it a
training session and have your student do the
extraction
and the other students watching and learning",
said the
Scotsman hopefully.
"Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I
suppose,
I'll charge you only £5 in that case", said the
dentist.
"Wonderful, it's a deal" said the Scotsman..."Can
you book
the wife in for next Tuesday"
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